At the time of writing, actually about 22 hours ago, these are TM’s list of bios.
Lancer and Satsuki weren’t official. Rin’s tweets were awesome.
(Picture Related in more ways than one. MAHOU SHOUJO MITSUZURI AYAKO GOGOGOGOGO!)
Location: Near the Tohsaka Manor
Bio: One-time ally of justice now busting my ass looking after a certain Luddite girl. I want to go back to those days…
Bio: The Archery Club’s… vice… captain?
Likes: Blind devotion, vested interests. Dislikes: Dry climates.
Location: Homurabara Academy Track and Field Club
Bio: A noble high school girl who wields the name “The Black Panther of Homurabara” and freely manipulates the language of the body! I’ve started Twittering to meet the expectations of all the Makiji fans out there, so stick with me, everybody!
Location: Fuyuki Hyatt
Bio: I was once a Sealing Designation Enforcer. It felt satisfying enough, but I never felt truly at home there. I’m still not quite giving things my all… but that is water under the bridge, and I’m going to try and start from scratch and do my best.
I do hope we get along.
Bio: Working part-time at an antiques shop.
Dark Saber (It changed at this point.)
Location: Fuyuki, Emiya Manor
Bio: Bring me food. Lots of it. Everything you have.
Location: Tohno Manor
Bio: A maid at certain manor. My life work is raising flowers and the like. Hisui’s signature move is brainwashing, and my own is training and taming.
edit: saw the archived screenshot. I missed out on one bit, plus I edited them up a bit.
p.s. Rin’s tweets were awesome. They were something along the lines of:
Rin: W-wait, you mean anyone can just see this!?
Rin: I KNOW! YOU CAN ALL JUST DIE! ALL THOSE WHO READ THIS DESERVE TO DIEEEE!
Rin: N-N-N-N-N-Now… NOWNOWNOWNOW… HOW AM I GOING TO MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR!?
Rin: W-wait, maybe if I pull the plug they’ll disappear.
Rin: PLUGPLUGPLUGPLUGPLUG PLUG WHEREEEEEEEEEE
Archer: WAIT, RIN! DON’T BE HASTY!
Archer: Screw this I’m going home.