Type Moon’s April Fools 2010 – Twitter Bios

At the time of writing, actually about 22 hours ago, these are TM’s list of bios.

Lancer and Satsuki weren’t official. Rin’s tweets were awesome.

(Picture Related in more ways than one. MAHOU SHOUJO MITSUZURI AYAKO GOGOGOGOGO!)

Bios:

Sion

Location: Misaki

Bio: Alchemist


Archer

Location: Near the Tohsaka Manor

Bio: One-time ally of justice now busting my ass looking after a certain Luddite girl. I want to go back to those days…


Tohsaka Rin

Location: Fuyuki


Shinji

Location: Fuyuki

Bio: The Archery Club’s… vice… captain?

Likes: Blind devotion, vested interests. Dislikes: Dry climates.


Makidera Kaede

Location: Homurabara Academy Track and Field Club

Bio: A noble high school girl who wields the name “The Black Panther of Homurabara” and freely manipulates the language of the body! I’ve started Twittering to meet the expectations of all the Makiji fans out there, so stick with me, everybody!


Bazett

Location: Fuyuki Hyatt

Bio: I was once a Sealing Designation Enforcer. It felt satisfying enough, but I never felt truly at home there.  I’m still not quite giving things my all… but that is water under the bridge, and I’m going to try and start from scratch and do my best.

I do hope we get along.


Rider

Location: Fuyuki

Bio: Working part-time at an antiques shop.


Emiya Shirou

-garbled-


Dark Saber (It changed at this point.)

Location: Fuyuki, Emiya Manor

Bio: Bring me food. Lots of it. Everything you have.


Kohaku

Location: Tohno Manor

Bio: A maid at certain manor. My life work is raising flowers and the like. Hisui’s signature move is brainwashing, and my own is training and taming.


edit: saw the archived screenshot. I missed out on one bit, plus I edited them up a bit.


p.s. Rin’s tweets were awesome. They were something along the lines of:

Rin: W-wait, you mean anyone can just see this!?

Rin: I KNOW! YOU CAN ALL JUST DIE! ALL THOSE WHO READ THIS DESERVE TO DIEEEE!

Rin: N-N-N-N-N-Now… NOWNOWNOWNOW… HOW AM I GOING TO MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR!?

Rin: W-wait, maybe if I pull the plug they’ll disappear.

Rin: PLUGPLUGPLUGPLUGPLUG PLUG WHEREEEEEEEEEE

Archer: WAIT, RIN! DON’T BE HASTY!

Rin: DIEEEEEEEEE!

Archer: …

Archer: Screw this I’m going home.